Tuesday, June 2, 2015

Shit I Wish Girls Knew About Lady Friends

      Recently my roommate and his booty call.... I don't want today got in an argument because that implies more emotion than he actually exerts on her, I suppose "got into a disagreement" is the best phrase for it. The next day, BAM! A friend request on my Facebook pops up from none other than the booty call. Now I've known this girl about two months now, she had been coming over for dinner and movies before they had ever even talked. (She's a friend of an acquaintance) I've cooked for her, I attempted to make conversation with her and overall been pretty nice to her. She's rebuffed all my overtures. She claims that I "make her uncomfortable" and tells my roommate that I "hate her". Because obviously me inviting her out, just me and her is a clear signal for hatred.
      So it was pretty obvious to me that the timing of her FINALLY reaching out to me came at a time in which she wasn't sure of her position in my roommates life. (Sidenote, I rejected her facebook friend request. Don't try to play me honey, I was practically in middle school when you were born) Why do women think they can manipulate the females in their men's lives and furthermore why do they think other women are oblivious to what they are doing?
       Same roommate has an ex living in a different country. They talk off and on and are still social media friends. One day I posted a picture of him from our hike and apparently she went mental that some other girl posted a picture of him. By himself. Fully clothed. In nature. Well her bunny boiling behavior caused him to (sadly only temporarily) block her on Facebook. A few days later I posted pictures of a group of us and tagged one of our friends who she is also friends with. She went on and liked every picture in the album her ex was in. Like. A. Crazy. Person. Then I woke up to a friend request from HER.
       Now if I was actually involved with her ex, one would assume that I would know who she is and NOT want to be her friend. And like is true, since I'm not romantically involved with her ex but in fact am friends with him and know who she is, I am CREEPED OUT and do NOT want to be her friend.
        I don't understand the agenda of someone being so obsessive that they feel the need to reach out to total strangers with hints o' creepy. But furthermore ladies, just because I am a girl who is friends with sex friend/boyfriend/other does NOT mean that I want to be your friend or that I will placidly help you commit creepery. The transitive property does not apply to my friendship. If I don't like you, I don't like you, regardless of who you are letting in your pants. Just ask many of e exes my friends have had over the years....

And in case you were wondering, crazy ex went on to be EVEN creepier and made a conjoined couples facebook for her and her EX boyfriend without his knowledge and friend requested me from that one too. I rejected that one as well....

Stay sane ladies. Stay sane.

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