Friday, May 17, 2013

Shit I Wish Girls Knew About the Clap

          The other day, a friend texted me about being stood up on a date. Then today, she texted me that the guy that had stood her up had slept over. So this mystery man, who she barely knew, went from standing her up to sleeping over all in the span of like three days. With no make up date in between. Sheer desperation.
         
         Being desperate is not how you get a successful, happy relationship. Being desperate is how you get chlamydia...

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